Crazy Story of the day

No, no, no, no, NO! This columnist could live the rest of my life without being made aware of another story about spiders. I know I'm not the only person living in Tuscaloosa, Alabama with a deep hatred of spiders (and many other critters) that I will never get over. Very few people love spiders.

This enrages me. I probably shouldn’t write something when I am this angry. It’s incredibly close to my heart at the moment because my mother was recently diagnosed with cancer.