Have you ever considered working for a living? No, you prefer stealing money from those of us that bother to go to work every day. You spend your time stealing and being a sickening, snot-flicking imbecile. If you can't tell, I am really angry.
Some of the most notorious and dangerous criminals in American history were first experienced right here in Alabama.
This is fascinating, for those of us that have lived here for many years and had no idea some of these dangerous fools were from or have lived in Tuscaloosa, Jasper and Birmingham!
As a father, one thing I'm learning to accept is that my parents had a life before me.
Growing up, you only know these adults as your mom or dad, never the person they were before you entered their lives.
Strange enough, I can relate that to teachers...
The movies always blow everything out of proportion. Alabama has great farmland, beautiful countryside and wonderful small towns. However, as much as I love Alabama, there are a few drawbacks. Some places don't have the best recreational activities in Alabama.